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meowing human 

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.
"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"
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Orange Human 

Hey did you see that law that the orange human? made? Its hilarious.
Orange Human by BabyYodaInAJar December 25, 2020

tiny human 

That tiny human is too young to be my mom, but you're not.
tiny human by You moommy June 10, 2021

Meta Human Bowl 

Defecating in another human's mouth while filming one's self with two cameras. One camera positioned on the mouth of the human being defecated into to be posted on some weird fetish site. The other is positioned on the defecator's face while he or she makes a makeup tutorial. Very Meta.
The best Meta Human Bowl I have ever seen was Jim's in 2012. No one could tell he was defecating into another's mouth while he filmed a makeup tutorial. That guy's good man!
Meta Human Bowl by doocezz June 23, 2021

A Human chode 

Is a person much wider than they are tall
A Human chode by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

LT_human 

He is a small streamer but has since disappointed the fans of his acc he just vanished and never came back to welcome his chat. He has lots of money and if you see him you would get killed buy him in warzone
LT_Human/twitch.tv.com
LT_human by Cool guy101 January 21, 2022

chloe homans 

Chloe is one of a kind and not like the others. She is simply the most stunningly beautiful person that you will ever come in contact with in the entire planted and that is a scientific fact not an opinion. Every time you look at Chloe Homans she is always cheerful and has this one smile that is so bright that you can’t help but to instantly be in a good mood after seeing it. If you ever get to know Chloe Homans you will become the happiest person on the world because of her caring and protection nature towards others. She is a person that will always love you and make sure that you love her back. Once you see Chloe for the first time you will find love at first sight because of her amazing blond hair, her warm smile, and her endlessly twinkling eyes. Words don’t describe how much love and affection Chloe can make you feel. Chloe is the most wonderful person that will ever come into your life and anyone that has the chance to meet her will feel like they are in top of the world.
My girlfriend Chloe Homans is the most perfect person I could have ever asked for
chloe homans by julias ceasar April 10, 2022