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westerville south high school 

The school that you will search on YouTube looking for fight videos with the the only good basketball team in central Ohio. Bomb threats happen basically every month! Look forward to trying to get an education but miserably failing. Also while being forced to walk in halls while a fight or rap battle occurs. Teachers really don't care what happens except when their pay check comes.
"Oh man bruh this school is almost as bad as Westerville South High School"
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Timberlane Regional High School 

A secondary school in Rockingham County, NH with high potential of being the most rotten banana peel in the trash bin of education. Who knows whether we blame administration or the parents, but it has raised hundreds of scummiest adolescents in the past few decades. The majority are potheads, sex addicts, and ass kissers, just to name a few. Some crazy shit has gone down there. There's been a few bomb/shooting threats, a girl got knocked up (for the second time) by her boss, who-knows-how-many fights, a freshman made a hitlist, and countless others. There really are no rules, considering dozens of basic bitches parade around half-naked all year. The teachers are generally nice but are completely ignorant in terms of disrespect and harassment. And that's another thing. Cyberbullying always happens behind-the-scenes because the self-absorbed social media tryhards are too much of a pussy to insult someone to their face. Overall there has been no progression recently and you can expect nothing less of good ol' Timbo for the future.

Checkmate SAU 55.
If you want your child to have a decent upbringing, I would suggest avoiding Timberlane Regional High School at all costs.

Saint Viator High School 

An academic establishment located in Arlington Heights, Illinois that is full to the brim with what society would refer to as degenerates. It is known in the northwest suburbs of chicago for its outstanding academics and for running the school similar to that of a prison/war camp. Saint Viator is also well known for spearheading the "drug test every lousy student" movement. The students who attend the school are looked upon as the spoiled youth of negligent parents when there is so much more to them than that! The boys are egocentric tools and the girls are fuckin smokin pieces of ass.
Public School Student: Hey what school do you go to?
Saint Viator High School Student: SV bro
PS Student: oh, so tonight you're gonna have a party at your house because your parents don't give a shit
SV Student: yeah, sounds about right

Fremd High School

Fremd high school, known as the rich white kid school where every fancy car is in our parking lot.Teachers here stopped giving a fuck about what the kids do unless its cheating.Vaping in fremd became so much of an issue that the principle had to write about it on his blog.Partys only come up every 2 weeks during the school year if your lucky and they get popped an hour into them.No one dates at fremd only hookups and you only date if your really down to earth.We love football games and thats the high light of the year.Some kids tried making a seperate club going against UCF but it was confusing and no one got the memo half the time.The girls have no personality here its bad.Fremd sucks but so does palatine as a whole.

Portland High School 

A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!
Portland High School is the worst school in the whole world!

reagan high school 

ummm.... where do we start....
Ronald Wilson Reagan high school an actual redneck hell that you either love or hate. white trash ass “country” girls wear crocs and complain about how they cheated on their boyfriend and how they killed a turkey but can’t shoot a damn gun. it’s acceptable to wear a preppy shirt, jorts, and crocs everyday and have a fake country accent. all the dudes are horny fucks who throw up gang signs and listen to hood music because they know they won’t get attacked because it’s an all white school. also make sure to wear your damn knee brace and to walk like you have a stick up your ass. still better than west because we don’t spread STDs and shit #wearepfafftown
dude 1: “i fucked my cousin because reagan high school reminded me what Alabama was like
dude 2: “did you here ______ actually fucked her cousin”

Novi High School

High school in Novi, Michigan that stole its logo from Kansas State, Mesquite High School (Gilbert, AZ), Keystone High School (Lagrange, OH), Eagan High School (Eagan, MN), Columbia High School (Nampa, ID), Carlisle High School (Carlisle, IA), Splendora High School (Splendora, TX), Whitehouse High School (Whitehouse, TX), Franklin High School (Elk Grove, CA), Eureka High School (Eureka, MO), Clovis High School (Clovis, NM), Wilson Central High School (Lebanon, TN), Depew High School (Depew, NY), Centreville High School (Clifton, VA), Edison High School (Richmond, OH), and Angleton High School (Angleton, TX). Still a pretty good school. Even though Novi High School and Northville High School are very similar in terms of demographics, sports, and academics, they still argue over who's better.
Novi kid to Northville kid: Novi High School is way better than Northville
Northville kid: No way
*Argument breaks out*
Howell kid: My high school is also pretty good
Novi and Northville kids: *Both start laughing*
Howell kid: Well at least we're not as bad as the Livonia schools
Novi and Northville kids: Lmao true