hammer time

1. Cannabis or marijuana

2. The act of smoking cannabis or marijuana

1. Greg: "You got any hammer time?"
Paul: "I bought a half yesterday!"

2. Timmy: "What are you doing later?"
Gary: "It's about to be hammer time here in a minute."

OR

"Wow, he's messed up off that hammer time"

by HSC09 August 27, 2005

yellow hammer

white chick

"so im rappin to this yellow hammer, right? to see if she'll fuck..."

by sir black-a-lot September 19, 2003

m.c. hammer

1. god of parachute pants and a one hit wonder. 2. unemployed, but still there 3. has no money, yet somehow survives 4.(mysteriously) 5. crappy alias

1. A)wow, that guy with the gay pants on tv lives on the street now B)he pulled an M.C. Hammer then
2.A) that bum down the street is still there! B) if he wasnt white, id say he was M.C. Hammer himself!
3.(4.) jake aint dead yet? he sure is an M.C. Hammer!
5. Mike Cygnar calls himself "M.C. Hammer when he orders pizza

by M.C. Hammer (my alias :-) December 30, 2003

Velvet Hammer

A "Velvet Hammer" is a commonly termed euphemism for a pulled muscle, typically from aggressive, consensual water sex.

Man, she got totally velvet hammered last night in the jetted tub.

by psoas September 20, 2009

Glass Hammer

A word to describe something that is as powerful as it is fragile.

Man is a glass hammer, powerful beyond compare but fleshy and destructible.

by Saecryd October 16, 2008

love hammer

A Tamino-esque thing. It's when you claim something is Gundam, but it's really just a giant robot anime.

Boy 1: "Ooh! Is this G Gundam?"
Boy 2: "Nah. It's Psalms Of Planets: Eureka 7"
Boy 1: "Whoops. Love hammer got me."

by mechamonster February 4, 2008

Hammed

When an electronic device stops responding, aka frozen

My computer hammed!!
Someone call IT My Blackberry is hamming!!

by hmmmhammer1 June 22, 2009