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Velvet Hammer
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A "Velvet
Hammer
" is a commonly termed euphemism for a pulled
muscle
, typically from aggressive, consensual water
sex
.
Man, she got
totally
velvet
hammered
last night in the jetted
tub
.
Velvet Hammer
by
psoas
September 20, 2009
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