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1 definition by
psoas
Top Definition
Velvet Hammer
A "Velvet Hammer" is a commonly termed euphemism for a pulled muscle, typically from aggressive, consensual water sex.
Man, she got totally velvet hammered last night in the jetted tub.
by
psoas
September 20, 2009
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