A "herb" (stupid annoying person) in facebook form.
A pathetic attention whore looking to give constant useless updates during their everyday life (or lack of life) on the website known as facebook.
A facebook herb is also known as a person who responds, comments, and has any concern for these updates as well.
A pathetic attention whore looking to give constant useless updates during their everyday life (or lack of life) on the website known as facebook.
A facebook herb is also known as a person who responds, comments, and has any concern for these updates as well.
Examples of "Facebook Herb" Status Updates:
"I had work today"
"Not feeling well, show me some love"
"I'm a loser please give me attention in any form"
"Omg such drama last night at the party rofl lolz"
"Jim is coming over...I'm so excited!!!! : )"
"New pics!!! Comment and raise my self esteem!!"
"I had work today"
"Not feeling well, show me some love"
"I'm a loser please give me attention in any form"
"Omg such drama last night at the party rofl lolz"
"Jim is coming over...I'm so excited!!!! : )"
"New pics!!! Comment and raise my self esteem!!"
by dman83xx August 1, 2009
Get the facebook herbmug. When a person temporarily deactivates their Facebook account because they feel as though it's taken over their life. Deactivation can also be brought on by no longer wanting to be constantly connected to newsfeeds and constant status updates because of lack of interest or little time to check site. Facebook Sabbaticals are typically for an undetermined length of time and not always announced to friends.
Hey, I tried to post something on your wall but I couldn't find you..." "Yeah, my bad, I'm taking a Facebook Sabbatical.
by Altruista :) June 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Sabbaticalmug. 1. Two people who are dating but never act like a couple in person but on Facebook they comment on every single of each others' statuses and they constantly write "I loveee you" on each others walls.
2. Two people who are not actually dating but they flirt on Facebook as if they were madly in love, they may have a different love interest in the outside world but on Facebook they dearly love each other.
2. Two people who are not actually dating but they flirt on Facebook as if they were madly in love, they may have a different love interest in the outside world but on Facebook they dearly love each other.
1. Michelle - "Wow Bob and Chelsea never even look at each other when I see them, are they really going out?"
Paige - "Yeah, I think so, they write "I <3 U" and "I luv u moreeee" on each others walls every single freaking day, it's ridiculous!"
2. Michelle - "Are Roberta and Greg in love, on Facebook they comment on every singe picture of each other..."
Paige - "Nooo Greg is in love with her but Roberta is totally not interested, she's with Sean. Roberta and Greg are just a Facebook couple."
Paige - "Yeah, I think so, they write "I <3 U" and "I luv u moreeee" on each others walls every single freaking day, it's ridiculous!"
2. Michelle - "Are Roberta and Greg in love, on Facebook they comment on every singe picture of each other..."
Paige - "Nooo Greg is in love with her but Roberta is totally not interested, she's with Sean. Roberta and Greg are just a Facebook couple."
by missscarr October 9, 2009
Get the Facebook couplemug. a person who leaves cryptic messages in their status or on people's walls to elicit comments such as "what?" "do tell" and "are you OK?" or just to seem mysterious and inaccessible.
Facebook tease (status update) "re-thinking things ..."
Facebook tease (status update) "the devil you know or the devil you don't know?"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "let's do that thing we talked about"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "sending you a private message about what happened last night"
Facebook tease (status update) "the devil you know or the devil you don't know?"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "let's do that thing we talked about"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "sending you a private message about what happened last night"
by dirty microphone January 20, 2010
Get the Facebook teasemug. The common practice of displaying exceedingly attractive pictures of oneself on facebook or other online community; the pictures are often disproportionately flattering compared to the individual’s looks in real life.
Jeff agrees to meet Debbie after a month of online chatting. He's mostly motivated by her smoking hot online pictures. When they finally meet, she has 3 teeth (2 in her pocket) and an Adam's apple. She had obviously been putting her facebook forward.
by I Zineh February 21, 2008
Get the facebook forwardmug. someone who stays on facebook just to IM his/her friends once they log on and ruin their facebook experience
by ShittyLiddy January 6, 2010
Get the facebook snypermug. Like a real Affair, a Facebook Affair is when someone is cheating on their boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife with someone on Facebook. The relationship never really becomes physical and the two people might never actually meet. The Facebook Affair ranges from them sexting eachother and having very sexual conversations like they are a couple, to flirting and giving eachother "cute" nicknames like "honey" and "boo".
This can go on for months or be a one night thing. The two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be hell to pay.
This can go on for months or be a one night thing. The two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be hell to pay.
Jack: Hey, did you hear Bill got fired?
Mike: What? Why?
Jack: He was having a Facebook Affair with his boss's wife. She left her profile open and he saw their messages.
Mike: Damn, but she is a milf sooooo...
Jen: I feel terrible.
Kelly: What happened?
Jen: Mike and I had a fight lastnight and I got drunk and had a Facebook Affair with an Italian Underwear Model.
Kelly: Damn, but Marks a douche sooooo...
Mike: What? Why?
Jack: He was having a Facebook Affair with his boss's wife. She left her profile open and he saw their messages.
Mike: Damn, but she is a milf sooooo...
Jen: I feel terrible.
Kelly: What happened?
Jen: Mike and I had a fight lastnight and I got drunk and had a Facebook Affair with an Italian Underwear Model.
Kelly: Damn, but Marks a douche sooooo...
by BlueHeart the illest August 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Affairmug.