Ethan

A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.

Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.

Ethan by cranberryfield July 3, 2023

Ethan

Loves nigger and dreamybullXXX fast. Loves Jace the most. He lays on a table and people put food on him while he is doing the worm. Then they eat it off of him.

Ethan is cheating on a nigger

Ethan by Bustinginlittlekids July 6, 2023

ethan

has a tiny dick

dam ethan has a 2 millameter defeater

ethan by judd williams July 16, 2023

Ethan

There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp

1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!

Ethan by Bambianca July 31, 2023

Ethan

Thinks he’s a real g but has a tiny knob

Ethan is a twat

Ethan by Mr Phil August 3, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a keen explorer of life, he don't want to waste a single second. He spends most of my day planning ahead for his future while trying to stay on top of his physical and mental game. He's a well rounded guy, who is open to learning many things and is skill-full in many fields. He is also very aware of his surroundings, making me fit for a work environment.

Ethan is so grounded.

Ethan by fatmeadyColombian123 August 10, 2023

Ethan

The Ethan I know is a miracle hope bringer to Alyssa

Talking to an Ethan is like talking to a Deliverer from the Maker of the Heavens!

Ethan by Happy Christian April 10, 2023