Douchebahburger

The metal plastic and spandex infused wad of meat that is the remains of some asshole who rudely rode his bicycle in the middle of the street impeding traffic even though there is a bike lane. He was probably hit by a truck when he suddenly turned without looking behind or signaling.

Hey, check out the douchebahburger all wadded up underneath that truck!

by Methodical September 6, 2016

Douchbaggers

A person who's body movements makes you think he has assburgers, but you find out he's just a douchebag who flails his arms around and his eyes going both ways.

" hey Kyle, don't make fun of that guy, he's got douchbaggers".

by Jrodjerkins March 14, 2017

Douchbaggery

Knowingly transferring STDs to a person

Did you hear bob had sex with Jill and didn’t tell her he had chlamydia? - yeah that was douchbaggery

by Ubkjvfh cdetgoo November 28, 2017

Douchbag

Someone who has money and used it to buy luxury stuff and show off..also most of the times he’s handsome, actually some of the times but the person in the examples is alright ... sorry

For example: Mohy aka mohammed Mohy is a douchbag
(But at least you have feelings)

by Mohy aka rich guy November 7, 2018

Douchebadgery

The act of putting a badge on your car from a trim level higher than you have.

Examples: Putting a GT and 5.0 badges, from a Mustang GT, on a V6 Mustang. Or a Type R badge on a base model Honda Civic or Integra. Even worse, Ferrari badge on a Scion.

I can't believe this douchebadgery.... He put a GT-R badge on that Altima!?

by Atticaz October 8, 2019

Doucheback

(n. ~Douche-back): A doucheback is a form of headwear most commonly adorned by members of the elite social strata of douchebags. Such headwear most frequently manifests itself in form of snapback hat (extra points for mesh, extra extra points for camouflage, extra extra extra points for sports team logo with whom the wearer bears no real affiliation).

Chad: Bro, you peep my new LA Dodgers camo mesh snapback? So sick, right?
Reasonable human: Dude, you're wearing a doucheback. Take that thing off now!

by Philo Rhen October 21, 2020

DoucheBadge

DoucheBadge -- noun -- any LEO who thinks they don't have to follow the same rules as regular members of society.

I got a ticket for parking there for 10 minutes yesterday, and yet that DoucheBadge has been parked there for the past 5 hours.

by KilliansGPa October 27, 2020