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the college effect

when a person realises that their' bed is a much more comfortable place, and the person generally chooses to stay there rather than go to college.
normally occurs in 1-2 months of starting college.
chick: where were you this morning?
dude: the college effect got me, so i had a lay in
by ZEDEDED92 October 20, 2010
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karmic collateral damage

when you hang-out with a person who is such an asshole that when karma hits them you actually end up suffering as well...
Biff was such an asshole that, unbeknownst to Bingo, he mooned a short bus full of special-ed kids while in the back of Bingo's car... The cop that pulled Bingo over and the judge that sentenced both of them, were understandably upset, as their children were on that bus... Biff got 2yrs, Bingo, unwitting victim of Karmic Collateral Damage got 6 months and now has a unwanted boyfriend named "Bruiser"
by emmettaclown August 22, 2012
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Chaminade College Prep

Catholic High school west in West Hills, California. Even though the students should be Catholic the guys there are the horniest people you’ll ever meet. Loads of rude ass kids tryna to be funny or some shit.

Chaminade has some good teachers, and loads of ass ones. They assign way too much homework. Like bro, an hour and a half class is enough.

Rallies and games are cool tho.
Jessica: Hey what school do you go to?
Ryan: I go to Chaminade College Prep
Jessica: lol fag
by annoymy August 22, 2018
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The CollegeBoard

Despised even by AP teachers, this greedy but “not-for-profit” company crushes people’s dreams everyday.
Dude 1: I just took my AP Chemistry exam. That felt like a fat L.
Dude 2: Fuck the CollegeBoard amirite?
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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Newhaven College

A shitty high school on Phillip Island, Australia. Only dumbass rich people and smart people go there without realising that it’s not even that much better than Wonthaggi Secondary College and costs too much
Diesel: You’re a Nerd, you go to Newhaven College
Dion: Just because I go to Newhaven College doesn’t mean you can be a jealous bitch
Diesel: Shut Up Nerd
by DiooiD April 27, 2021
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Bates College

Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”

Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”

Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”
by Genius123321456654 June 28, 2023
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Hot Dog College

A College or University where the student populous consists of a majority of idiots. There may be a few intellectual individuals, students or professors, on campus but that's all you get.

Many colleges and universities across the nation are Hot Dog Colleges indeed because anyone who can sleaze there way through high school can get in. Nobody really learns anything there.
Bill: I'm going to MSU! They accepted and I didn't even apply!

Ted: Any hot dog can get into that Hot Dog College!
by HDC attendent July 21, 2011
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