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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019
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The Doug Beard

A Guy: what is that beard!!!

Doug: Its the style MANNNNNNNN! The Doug Beard
by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021
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Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
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purple beard

A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.
That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.
by Itbpod March 9, 2021
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sausage beard

by BOINK!!! October 10, 2016
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