abse

Abse: A ship name for the perfect couple including two people named Abbey and Jesse. They make the cutest couple. They love each other so much and will never let each other go. When they are together they are known as ‘Abse.’ If your girlfriend or boyfriend’s name is Abbey or Jesse make sure you care for them and keep them forever!

Person 1: Are they dating?
Person 2: Yeah, their ship name is 'Abse.'

by couplegoals0101 May 11, 2018

Abstinence

The choice where you choose tonot have sex. Typically some choose to be abstinent till marriage. Mostly on religious terms

Abstinence is the best way to go if you’re religious

by Katrina0303 July 18, 2018

Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

absofrikkingorgeous

describes how all the world's words could never fully describe how incredibly amazing and beautiful the individual is <3

(name) is absofrikkingorgeous, wish I could be as incredible as (name)

by JAGdodge November 18, 2018

Absopositivilutely

An exaggeration of agreement

Hey do you guys want to go camping Absopositivilutely

by WoodGrift November 25, 2018

Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019

Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.

Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.

by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019