Definitions by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime

Actual Sex 

Playing Tech-Deck with your bros while grapefruiting

Guy: Bro you wanna have Actual Sex?
Guy 2: Hell yeah my dude, don't forget to wear socks!

Actual Sex by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime September 22, 2020

Mucinex Minute 

a unit of time, specifically twelve hours.

I'm going out to get groceries, I'll be back in a mucinex minute.

Mucinex Minute by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

Show Me Uranus

The thing you say when you want to look at that sexy planet up in the sky.

Dude, can you Show Me Uranus? I want to know where it is.

Show Me Uranus by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

Absolute Mucus 

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

Absolute Mucus by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

trash boy 

A person who ruins memes or creates memes that are quite simply, not funny. This person generally finds themselves hysterical and will make the most bizarre and often stupid jokes.

Random person: Hi, how are you today?

Trash boy: Memes, today you are how?
Random person: stop being such a trash boy

trash boy by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime December 31, 2016