Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

noodleness

Having the qualities of a noodle

See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!

by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

Water Noodle

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.

Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.

by Fatmancando December 29, 2010

funky noodle

when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!

jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!

you: woah man that is funky noodle!!

by liurrrr November 28, 2023

Noodle stroodle

When your girl plays with your dick and you eating noodles also. ;)

Mike: dude guess what happened last night!!!
Jimmy: what?
Mike: Jennifer was giving me some of that noodle stroodle

by Mr.mondal May 7, 2017

bomb noodled

photo bomb of nudes

this girl ''bomb noodled'' me last night

by hahaha_ May 11, 2016

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 8, 2019