This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
Get the Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug. by sg_10 November 3, 2021
Get the National Ugly Beard Daymug. A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
Get the Beard Madnessmug. A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017
Get the The Bearded Chin Wondermug. This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019
Get the White Beardmug. (n.) - the collection of hair that grows on your face, usually resembles something that of a homosexual elmo.
by QueensCream November 14, 2011
Get the queermo beardmug. When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.
by Remote Aardvark September 2, 2016
Get the Dwarvish Beardmug.