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how's your mom 

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When one takes their hand and puts it under someones boob and caresses it. Saying "Hows Your Mom"
"Jess walked up to me and I caressed her boob saying, "How's your mom."
how's your mom by J Rizz June 25, 2006
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A Link to Your MOM 

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The response used after someone mentions the video game:
The Legend of Zelda: a Link to The Past
I was playing a link to the past tod-more like a link to your mom!
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That's your mom

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Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up
Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"
That's your mom by ursquishy April 27, 2011
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What's under your mom's bed 

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A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep
Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day 

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September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.
Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!
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bake your mom in the oven 

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The threat to bake one's mom in an oven, usually to get something done for you.
If you don't give me a ride to the BK Lounge, I'll bake your mom in the oven.
bake your mom in the oven by quox June 20, 2006
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