Skip to main content

window box 

1. Traditionally done by Hassidic Jewish people. A special sheet is worn between the man and woman so that no bodily contact except for sex occurs. 2. When you put a blanket over a girl so you don't have to look at her during sex usually because she is ugly.
Yeah I'd fuck your girlfriend, but I'd have to window box her first.
window box by B.I. Josephs August 13, 2006

window licker 

a retarded reatrd who licks windows on the happy bus....
"i like horses...i love them....lick,lick,lick...hmmmm...this window is getting very clean?????"
window licker by jessifa May 24, 2004

window licker 

dude, he's a total window licker!
window licker by babynuts0 September 22, 2007

Window Shopping 

A person looking at any reflective surface and they are checking their own reflection, not actually looking at merchandise.
She was a narcissist; she'd be window shopping the whole length of the block, checking her hair as often as she blinked.
Window Shopping by CMNF September 13, 2011

stained glass window

A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.
"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"
stained glass window by Dusk September 6, 2003

Windowpain 

Whilst in the act of intercourse, the man picks the woman up and stuffs her through an open window; while she supports herself in the window, the man aggressively slams the window shut repeatedly on his penis, which is resting in the windowsill.


Can also be used as a verb, windowpaining.
ex1:

dude1: Dude, did you see that girl hanging out of that window naked? I wonder what she was doing.

dude2: It's just the old windowpain my friend.


ex2:

dude1: oh man dude, my dick hurts so bad right now. I windowpained the shit out of Kelsey last night.

dude2: That's so hot, man, I wish Amanda would let me do it to her.
Windowpain by Bob Winston October 30, 2008