a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing
by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021

The medical procedure where the doctor cut a hole in your stomach below your rib cage so you can see where you’re going Because you have your head so far up your ass
by Fergie in SP June 4, 2022

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".
by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.
Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."
by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that
by n54 drew May 20, 2022

A swastika, often in a schoolbook, that has been turned into a "window"shape to avoid getting into trouble.
by Gruffcube March 26, 2025

A condom used for protection during sex. Related to the definition of window shopping, a slang phrase for having sex.
I heard you guys had sex last night... did you use a window shutter?
Yes, while we were window shopping the window shutter broke open.
Yes, while we were window shopping the window shutter broke open.
by candycakes23 April 13, 2009
