Water Parasite

An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.

Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.

This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.

by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

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shotty water

the black water left after ripping many shottys. can be drunk for a dare or money

jonny drank the shotty water and got ming guts

by will February 25, 2004

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water nibbler

A total health freak. Someone who is cautious about consuming even distilled water.

Don't listen to those water nibblers worrying about calories, just eat sensibly and get some exercise.

by Fearman August 11, 2007

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Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

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Watering the Fish

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...

*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*

by anabananahammock August 23, 2011

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