by ZzZzmaster September 9, 2013
Get the happy watermug. An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
Get the Water Parasitemug. When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before
-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it
some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...
-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it
some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...
*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*
by anabananahammock August 23, 2011
Get the Watering the Fishmug. Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.
Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021
Get the turd watermug. When you are really thirsty and you can't function right and it makes you look high.
By,
Jeremiah Jesus Hernandez
By,
Jeremiah Jesus Hernandez
by Water High April 19, 2017
Get the water highmug. Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!
by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008
Get the Velocity Watermug. A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.
Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status
Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.
Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.
by Vibe central February 7, 2022
Get the Drinking watermug.