waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.

When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.

Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!

by Honesteven August 6, 2012

fried chicken and waffles

Black people's dream food.

Mmm...fried chicken and waffles...

by chowman November 9, 2006

belgium waffles

It is when a male hardcore cums on a women's breasts that is from Belgium. The man then pees and poops on the women's chest(maple syrup) Then you invite another woman over to eat the waffles

Yo dude my woman said she was hungry, so I gave her some fresh belgium waffles

by shaffey25 March 31, 2009

roffles my waffles

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"

Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles

by AIDS STD October 19, 2003

Soggy Waffle Game

When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.

Dude, thats nastier then a Soggy Waffle Game

by Charles Footpenis February 26, 2011

How to drink waffles

No you can drink waffles your stupid

How to drink waffles step one put you straw in the waffle put your straw in step two good luck!

by Johnny bob999988885555 March 12, 2021

Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012