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Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
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To catch the crazy turkey

by TooApologetic December 14, 2014
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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009
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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
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Turkey pot pie

The name given to someone who is hella GAY and everyone knows it
“Wow shiobhan, your such a turkey pot pie”
What the fuck no you are
by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019
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Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure
You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey
by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021
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Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.
"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."
by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017
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