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Post Covid Apocalypse

Everything and everyone has gone to crap, nothing is like it was or will never be like it was. It’s the Covid after effect on short staffed at work, max teleworking, anti-vaxxers, mandated masks for idiots who won’t get the damn vaccine, chuckle-heads on unemployment, TikTok celebrities, depression and anxiety and how you’ve had to adjust work life balance and still make life work. It can make you feel dull and tired, take away your energy, and eat away at your ability to get things done. Forcing extroverts to be introverted and depending on the seriousness of your post-Covid apocalypse, it may last 2 to 3 months, or 2-3 years to even act and feel normal again. But for some people with a severe Post Covid Apocalypse the brain fog-like fatigue and pain can linger forever. A real shit-show that may last even after we’re dead and gone.
Stig: “ everyone’s teleworking, we can’t get anything done, everyone has quit or went somewhere else

Eric: “ well bro, that’s how it is in this post covid apocalypse
by Torsiondrummer October 6, 2021
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Post Pandemic Clarity

When the news tells you the pandemic is over and states start to remove all mandates and restrictions and you realize that the crazy guy on the corner telling you about vaccine passports, mandates, and boosters 6 months before they actually happened, was right the whole time.

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Pandemic Clarity makes you feel like you just nutted and you look at your reflection in your phone and think about how gross and wrong you are. It is the feeling you get when you can think logically again, like you are snapped out of a trance.
Johnny Boy: Hey man, I just wanted to apologize to you. I had Post Pandemic Clarity after reading the CDC is relaxing mask mandates across the board and states and companies are starting to drop COVID restrictions. It turns out you were right about most of what went down during the pandemic.

Palo: It's okay Johnny Boy. We all make mistakes and better yet, we can learn from them. The next time there is a huge event, take a step back, think logically, don't take everything the media says as truth, and question everything.
by ShreddShredderton March 1, 2022
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Post-orgasm aftershock

This can refer to either:

1) The common feeling of a 'shiver' or spasm throughout the body a minute after orgasm/ejaculation, possibly due to the body reacting to the sheer amount of pleasure that was just produced.

2) The manifestation of several 'mini orgasms' after climaxing, commonly expressed through subsided moaning/breathing noises and other vocal responses indicative of pleasure. It is caused by the mind continuously reflecting on the euphoric pleasure that had just occurred, making you moan in response. Depending on the degree of pleasure, such mini orgasms can manifest for up to an hour.

3) Both of the above
1) After Jake received his first blowjob and climaxed, he felt the post-orgasm aftershock within a minute, sending spasms throughout his body. The giver interpreted that as an indicator that he enjoyed it.

2) After teasing his cock for 30 minutes straight, she finally let him cum. The orgasm was so powerful that it sent a post-orgasm aftershock throughout his body. He kept moaning for an hour straight due to the sheer amount of pleasure that was done to his cock.
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Post-click dissonance

Post-click dissonance (PCD) refers to the emotional discomfort or cognitive dissonance that an individual experiences after taking an action that conflicts with their beliefs or values. In the context of online security, PCD can occur when a user clicks on a phishing attack or other malicious link, and then realizes that they have made a mistake.

Phishing attacks are a type of social engineering attack in which an attacker sends an email or message that appears to be from a legitimate source, such as a bank or social media platform, in order to trick the recipient into revealing sensitive information or downloading malware. When a user falls for a phishing attack, they may experience PCD as they recognize that they have violated their own security protocols and put themselves and their data at risk.

PCD can be an important factor in the success of phishing attacks. Attackers often use tactics such as urgency or fear to pressure users into clicking on a malicious link before they have time to think critically about the request. However, once the user realizes that they have been duped, they may be less likely to fall for similar attacks in the future. Additionally, if users are educated about the risks of phishing attacks and the importance of verifying the authenticity of messages before taking action, they may be able to avoid PCD altogether.
Chin felt a wave of post-click dissonance wash over him as he realized he had fallen for a phishing email and inadvertently given away sensitive information about his company, Lime Oasis Technology. He knew that he had violated his own security protocols and put his business at risk.
by ca127316 March 7, 2023
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Post christmas insomnia

After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.
Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.
by Hello Satan December 26, 2009
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Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.
"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"
by Dockalicious May 19, 2009
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post-bitch snack

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
by MattyMac October 31, 2009
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