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Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees
Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.
by dukasuk November 18, 2025
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Johnny

The absolute perfect guy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to look at anyone ever again. His curly, brown hair, combined with his lightning-strike eyes, you'll be hypnotized by his beauty. He's the kind of guy girls want to be with and guys want to be. He is a sweet, generous, and comical person, whom's personality is unforgettable. He will become an ally in your life, and never give up on you. He sees the good in things. Aside from his kind gestures and friendly welcomes, he is full of testosterone and will invite you into bed quickly upon meeting. One important thing about sex with a Johnny is that it isn't like most sex, it's better. Johnny has the body of an angel. He has a rock-hard six pack or abs, along with mighty strong triceps and biceps. Seeing Johnny shirtless will immediately make you levitate to his bedroom. Johnny also has great seductive skills. He'll graze you with his veiny hands, and undress you while whispering lovey dovey things in your ear. Once the clothes come off, you'll never want to leave his bed. His long, eight-inch dick will make you moan for hours. He is also a great kisser, touching your body while smooching. Johnny's go best with Monica's. If you're a Monica reading this, you are quite lucky.
Wow, look at that muscular guy over there.
Holy shit, he's sexy!
He must be a Johnny
by JOYBetty777 July 23, 2022
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Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia
by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023
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johnny contrucci

You know Johnny contrucci? Yeah he’s a fine beast
by Colin’s secret admirer July 31, 2021
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Johnnie

Johnnie is a very pretty girl who loves to play sports. She has amazing friends and an amazing boyfriend. She usually fan girls over boys She can get annoying sometimes but at the end you still lover her.
Wow look at Johnnie
by Get a Johnnie April 11, 2019
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Johnny Logue

Making a simple task look hard
“Trips over nothing” oops ive done a Johnny Logue!
by The logues October 7, 2021
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