dick fart

A distinct activity in which the male scrotum acts as a secondary lung, assisting the body in the oxygen cycling process. As the sac inflates, the body achieves a moment in which it processes oxygen with %89 efficiency as opposed to the female breast sac that receives at 77%. Oxygen is drawn in through the lungs , then pushed to the sac. A secondary source of intake depends on each person. The anus acts as a third air duct that allows for oxygen to be taken in. As the sac deflates, residual oxygen forms bubble like crevices within the inner sac wall. Over time, these bubbles end up rising and following the path through the male penis, a bubble, causing a slight bit noticeable sound as if an infant had burped.

I always feel intense relief after a long winded dick fart

by RH Paperstacks April 27, 2015

Fart Locker

A persons ass.

Wow, the fart locker is working overtime today.

by Domenic April 23, 2003

carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.

A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!

by Mike April 14, 2005

Fart Wave

The art of releasing pungent ass-gas in bed while under covers, and lifting the covers and letting them fall so the pungent odor is forced into the delicate nasal passages of your significant other.

I was feelling gassy and fed the wife the fart wave.

by Jonny Hale December 9, 2008

fart fastball

Cupping a fart in your hand and delivering like you were pitching a fastball.

You can let all your friends enjoy a friendly game of fart fastball

by Mikenoki April 29, 2006

Freedom Fart

After spending a significant amount of time with a budding romantic interest, the glorious venting of withheld devil's breath. Great relief is achieved, accompanied by the blaring trumpets of cherubs.

The night kicked off innocently enough. A few margaritas, some delicious mexican cuisine. Come sunrise, though, nothing was more enjoyable than the ride home, accompanied with freedom farts.

by Ron Matthews January 7, 2009

fart bomb

A fart that is placed into a cealed container or area of some sort; it is placed for the use of a suprise attack.

I left a fart bomb in the car as i left.

Damn someone left a fartbomb in the elevator.

by Dustin Herring December 6, 2006