Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

by Jeff Jefferson Jeffries May 3, 2014

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

by Bootypoopop October 6, 2021

The act of messing up a Chambers it Xeric run. Usually at the detriment of your teammates. Often has to be carried by the designated Ryk of the team
Person A: Want to raid with the new guy?
Person B: Not really, I heard he was sharking his entire team last night when he died to shamans again
Person B: Not really, I heard he was sharking his entire team last night when he died to shamans again
by Roz1111222 August 6, 2022

by Lmfaoatyou November 10, 2020
