salty

Salty

- Pissed off
- Mad

Usually, if the names Owen and roden at the end you're going to get the definition of salt
69% of the time.

"oi blud, you're salty aren't you wagwan!"

by Jeffydickballs August 14, 2017

salty fans live in the past

an annoying phrase invented by my friend abhi

Jimmy: "Hey Abhi, remember the Minnesota Miracle?"
Abhi: "Salty fans live in the past, Jimmy."

by michaelcarterwilliams_ May 29, 2020

salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

by Checkmate November 11, 2015

Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.

by Robbo75 May 14, 2015

Salty

Ross Mcmullen

Ross Mcmullen is the definition of salty

by You suck, I’m the best January 26, 2020

Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.

Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.

by Possumfucker December 19, 2018

The Salty Wassik

After a long day of work in the field, the male will return home to his partner without showering or bathing of any kind and will demand strictly oral sexual favors.

The extremely high accumulation of bodily fluids, mainly sweat, in the crotch area result in a particularly sour/bitter taste and smell.

He gave her the ol’ Salty Wassik

- Female performs the Salty wassik (Oral) deliberately when he hasn’t bathed.

by samxedge July 13, 2022