mattress sniffer

A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks

Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

conformation sniff

The act of smelling a man's penis or balls to confirm whether or not they have had vaginal intercourse. Usually done by women suspecting there significant other of cheating, occasionally done by bros to call bullshit.

Andrew "Sorry I'm late guys I was, like totally getting laid at 4:30AM and not sleeping in like a douchebage".
Connor " I'm calling bullshit your an hour late, whip out your sack so I can do a conformation sniff you lying sack of shit".

by Chocolatedabbler February 11, 2017

Cock sniff

Someone who smells a man's genital area.

Chris is a cock sniff.

by Yourmanstan July 9, 2017

swing sniffer

A pedophiles or someone who sniffs the seats of a swing at a public play ground

"He is obviously a swing sniffer, by the way he acts around kids"

by Aaronsrod August 22, 2017

Barrel sniffer

Someone who is obsessed with guns.

My God, he's such a barrel sniffer!

by Hackers1970 April 19, 2018

salmon sniffer

Guys who like to smell dirty, bacteria infested vagina.

Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!

Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!

by Mimiko January 1, 2018

dildo sniffer

When some one is being gay or just annoying call them a dildo sniffer!...

Someone Being annoying?!!
Just call them a dildo sniffer

by Yolo nignog May 6, 2018