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tha shocka

Hold, the finger next to your pinky down, with your thumb.2) place index and middle finger together. Keep it this way....3)Go to a party have a few drinks. 4) Find willing/drunk lady friend who "needs a ride home" WIth this hand gester youv been holdn on to, you proceed to penatrate from the front with your two fingers.5)dont knock on the back door, slip that lil pinky.... and you can continue the story a share with all your frinds that you pulld tha shocka
Tha shocka is quite insane but is difficult on larger women.
by Jonny ~Fox July 2, 2006
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fonzie shocker

like the shocker, but with one thumb up the anus and one up the vagina.
Dude, Potsy totally gave Joanie the "Fonzie Shocker" outside Al's last night!
by johnny rougenstein July 27, 2007
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Jacksonville Crab Shack

Eat out a girl with crabs, then piss in her face.
Last night I gave that girl a serious Jacksonville Crab Shack.
by JDaddy Holt April 22, 2008
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Whack Shack

1) A make shift lean-to made in ones bed room out of blankets, chairs, pillows, and the bed itself, where one masturbates in privacy.

2) A covered shower in a locker room where one wanks.

whack procedure:
Get in
Get off
Get out
1) Everyone knows what my roommate is doing when he is skyping his girlfriend and brings his laptop into his whack shack.

2) The quarter back swears hes straight, but hes not fooling anyone when he suggests drilling a glory hole into our locker room whack shack.
by Mr. Billy Shears February 17, 2009
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Shack Attack

When you get explosive diarrhea from eating at the shacks at Ross Univeristy.
Jess: I can't go out tonight, i'm having a shack attack.

Rob: Happens to everyone, next time just buy a banana haha.
by Rob c January 17, 2009
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Smoke Shack

A small outbuilding, usually unheated, has no air conditioning, where employees go to enjoy smoking a cigarette while anti-smoking Nazi's walk by and give them hateful looks.

Many times you will find non smokers there too. They are there because they like the conversation that sometimes goes on at a smoke shack.

Smokers go there for many different reasons. The main one being that they don't want to offend their non smoking friends. They also know that for many people smoking is not healthy. Many of them want to quit,have tried to quit, but then a anti-smoking Nazi will get in their face and tell them they are evil people." This has the reverse effect on a smoker and makes them want a cigarette even more."
Two anti-smoking nazis are walking by a smoke shack.
Nazi 1; "Look at that Smoke Shack." "Those people are the scum of the earth."
Nazi 2; " Whenever I see somebody smoking a cigarette I wanna smash it in their face, they really piss me off."

People in the smoke shack " Wow, look at the hateful looks those people are giving us."

Old Man in smoke shack: " Y'all wanna hear a funny story?"

Smoke Shack People; " Oh good!" "Another funny story."

Ols man; " I've known both of them for years." " Yall know I have nothing against pot but let me tell you that those two still smoke pot every night when they get home."

Smoke Shack people; " WHAT???" THEY SMOKE???"

OLd Man " Yes I know...it sounds crazy...but it's true." They consider it a herb and believe it's healthful." "They are actually taking in more tar and nicotine in one joint than i will by smoking a pack of cigarettes."

reformed dope dealer; Laughs and says " He's right and that aint all they do." " The old man knows because he used to smoke pot himself but gave it up years ago."

Old man: " I wish you would not tell that shit on me." "Yes it's true." " I smoked pt socially but gave it up when I got married." "it was damn lonely to be a single man on a Saturday night back then."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012
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ryan sheckler

One of the HOTTEST pro skaters out there! Currently 17, and has his own show, Life of Ryan on MTV. He turned pro at age 13 in that same year he won a gold medal at the X games.

A skating prodigy.
A hot skater.
Wow look at that kid he is a natural....a ryan sheckler.

Whoa that skater is so hot... he reminds me of ryan sheckler.
by sheckygirl November 8, 2007
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