Phone Stoned

A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.

Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!

You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?

by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010

jagged stone

Jagged Stone is a rockstar character in Miraculous Ladybug who is jealous of X Y.

Chloe: That’s Jagged Stone!

by Midnightz_dumbdefinitions May 23, 2021

Stoned

The act of getting extremely intoxicated from Keystone Light.

"Yo Dustin, lets head back to the party and get stoned"

"i am so stoned off this brew right now. Lets go hit on these breezies."

by DTB Entertainment October 22, 2007

stone

a stillbirth.
a lifeless child, usually in full term, coming out stone dead.

my old lady just gave birth to a stone.

by raoulduke September 18, 2005

Stone in the shoe

One who has fortune in all ways and none.

He who has Stone in the shoe, lives fast and dies young..

by StonesInShoe February 26, 2011

sword in the stone

When a fucker (usually a guy) fucks another guy (fuckee) in the ass and the top of his dick comes out his mouth. The fuckee tries to pull at the dick but to little prevail, it just gets harder.

Derivation:
In Greece putting your thumb between your index and your middle finger and making a fist indicates discontent (similar to a middle finger), but symbolizes that man fucking the recipient in the ass. On an average day that would be a small penis, but not when its a sword in the stone!

Jakob was complaining about his throat hurting so i gave him the sword in the stone. That ended that.

or..

Have you seen that video with the horse and that guy?

by Leaman January 6, 2008

Red Stone

A mineral in Minecraft that for the most part is useless. Let’s be honest you were looking for diamonds when you came across the shit show that is red stone.

I built an automatic door using red stone

by A cat-dog July 3, 2019