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rule 9007

What can be abused,will be abused
Bro 1:yoo did you hear of the new op weapen in *insert game name*?
Bro 2:yes i did and holy that op
Bro 1:i know right?im totally gonna rule 9007 that crap
by Mistergerhald June 23, 2022
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Subtraction Rule

If you'd calculate for example 3 x 3 it would be 8 instead of 9 because of the fact that you subtract one from the original answer.
Smegma är efterbliven aka Subtraction Rule
by Inte Jesper April 6, 2022
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Quid Rules

Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:

1. 1 is half two

2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)

9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)

3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2

Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"

4. Addition is up

5. Subtraction is down

6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction

7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5

7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"

8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4

9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals

10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
by Mr Bin September 10, 2023
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The 17 rule.

The 17 rule consist of if you are single by 17 your closest guy friend will become your partner and crime. You guys will end up dating since you’re so close to each other <3
Sam is deciding to do The 17 Rule. with Andy
by The biggest bruv June 15, 2020
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nab rule

a rule to reject someone from taking part in some activity based on a lack of competence. (it's a joke)
Johnny: I can't log on, anyone else having trouble?
Billy: The nab rule's effect tonight.
by X___r September 25, 2010
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Rule No. 10

Dude1: damn bro I think that nun got me acting up!

Dude2: Rule no. 10 fuck yea ambatukam
by Capn' Lock July 20, 2022
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snow rules

A temporary pseudo-anarchical state in which most official rules and regulations (i.e. laws) can be disregarded/ignored completely, without fear of capture and prosecution. Originated during heavy snowfall in small southern townships that contained an abundance of drunken, overgrown and overzealous youth.
Chip had just smashed a random car with snowballs, and then assaulted the driver immediately afterward. However, he wasn't worried; after all, it was snow rules.
by Mart Pax February 1, 2010
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