ass punch

A new trend that I invented during an AIM conversation to kill a silence. It is the new solution for all your problems. Known to cure anything except AIDS which it only slows down.

Punching yourself in the ass is only for sexual related problems. Punching yourself on the ass is for all other purposes

What your eye hurts? punch yourself on the ass! You have a headache? punch yourself on the ass! You feel light headed? punch yourself on the ass! Your friend is acting gay? punch yourself on the ass! (beware--this may be a little suggestive to the person if they are truly gay)

I ass punched Taurino and he was like wtf you do that for and I told him I'm trying to cure your cold.

by antinormal December 12, 2008

Clown Punch

A swift, unexpected punch to the back of the head.

I couldn't help but clown punch my brother while he was bent over tying his shoes.

by Joy November 19, 2006

Dragon Punch

The glorious sex move that tops them all, is the infamous 'dragon punch.' Basically, it's when a man takes his penis, and covers it with flammable liquid (e.i. hand sanitizer, aerosol sprays) and lights his dong on fire then shoves it in to a vagina or anus. Thusly it is called the 'dragon punch'.

"dude i wanted to suprise my girlfriend one our one year with a new kinky sex move, but when i dragon punched her, she flipped a cow and broke up with me!

by ttttyler July 1, 2009

punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005

punch the clock

Another euphemistic phrase coined by The Colbert Report, this time referring to the solitary action of masturbation -- "better than sex because it's on your time" therefore "Punching The Clock".

Stephen closed and locked the bathroom door, sighed, glanced at his watch, and proceeded to punch the clock.

by Not Stephen Colbert October 8, 2007

Donkey Punch

A fruit drink, often mixed with alcohol, that tastes like ass.

I swore I asked for the jungle juice, but ended up with donkey punch.

by Dickchinhairy March 4, 2016

Ovary Punch

A slang term for the pill. Because the pill will "punch" the ovaries so they no longer work

I don't use condoms, I just use the old ovary punch.

by dhog989 January 5, 2009