Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

Pre-hoarder

A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection

Danny always pre-hoarders the newest cell phone gadgets.

by InitialDYee March 5, 2024

Pre-Naptual Agreement

The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.

"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."

by Deauley May 7, 2018

Pre-posal

Two people that aren’t yet ready to pop the big question but yet, are in love to a point of no return. Both parties have never felt this way before. Both have never been this sure about anything, so they need a pre-posal to truly lock him or her DOWN!

I love my girlfriend so much, but I’m not ready to propose…that’s okay, I think a pre-posal would be better instead, and she’ll be my pre-ancée

by Banditiboi January 20, 2024

Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Pre-snitch

When you ask for something from someone and they ask your parent/guardian if its ok and they say no.

You: Hey Tony can u get me a soda?
Tony: (to your mom) hey can they get a soda.
Mom: not right now.
You: (to tony) wtf, why did you ask, you could of just got me one and she wouldnt notice!? Dumbass pre-snitch bitch.

by Inkoooooo29 August 20, 2017

Pre Pussy Jitters

Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)

Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters

by Halvworld July 31, 2020