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Crush Party

Generally a fraternity or sorority social event when one Greek invites a "crush" to the party. The person invited usually has no idea who sent the invite but will find out at the party. GDIs sometimes get lucky and show up.
frat guy #1 - dude, i just go an invite to a ZTA crush party.
frat guy #2 - who's it suppose to be from, you think?
frat guy #1 - i don't know but there was the girl i met at our band party. could be her.
frat guy #2 - we'll just have to wait and see.
by jamomo March 26, 2009
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political party

Lack of free-thought or free thinking; each and every political party in existence is too biased, countering out any form of mediocrity. To compromise is essential, because all parties have some of form of merit, regardless of how little or large.

When one view becomes too extreme on an issue, it turns everything into a black & white reference. Bullshit: nothing is completely black & white. In life, there is always a complex mixture hidden within to take that aspect out of focus and bring its meaning to completely different level.

If there is a right political party, it's taking into consideration every element of a certain stance, eliminating whichever viewpoint you dislike, and keeping the association of the group it pertains to completely away.

Yet, we vote based upon a political party and having to "choose" which size is the best fit, even though the size is one too large or too small.
Political Party:

Three major political parties are Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarians.

Democrats are typically against execution, smoking, and smaller government, however are for abortion.

Republicans are all for execution, tend to be more for smoking, and love smaller government. They dislike abortion.

Libertarians advocate free personal choice which relates to the individual him or herself. The act to live one's life in whichever way they please, as long as they do not inflict upon the liberties of another.

^The most sound party, aside from intermediate.

The key here is to separate the identity of a view being in conjunction with some "group." Parties are a waste; there is no set way to do everything. It all depends on the situation and the individual's perception.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Seriously.
by Thought April 28, 2010
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Panty Bomb

When a one night stand leaves her panties in your bed after sex and then your significant other finds them the next she gets in it.
Danny was loving life until April found that panty bomb in his bed!
by Dill P. September 25, 2007
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CRISCO PARTY

AN ORGY IN WHICH ALL THE PARTICIPATES ARE COVERED IN CRISCO OR SOME KIND OF SIMILAR COOKING OIL.
LILL AND JILL HAD A CRISCO PARTY IN THEIR APARTMENT.
by PSUDOFEDREN November 20, 2009
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Panty Waist

(Noun)-(Pan tee wayst)One who's manlihood is in question. A Sally. A bitch. Of military origin.
Soldier 1:"Hey lets go find some whores!"
Soldier 2: "No thanks my feet hurt, I just want some chow and a bubble bath."
Soldier 1: "You fucking panty waist!"
by Corporal Punishment August 1, 2006
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The Tea Party

A group of white, racist, diabetic, senior citizens dressed in garments from the late 1700s. They want to lower taxes for rich people (for some unknown fucking reason) and cut spending despite being entirely dependent on medicare and social security. This paradox clearly underscores their fundamental lack of LOGIC.

Ironically, these idiots were dead silent when President George W. Bush ran up the deficit with tax cuts and two wars. But when President Barack Obama was elected to office, the idea that a black man was spending their money made them sound the alarm.
"Get your hands of my Medicare!!"

- Actual quote from a member of the Tea Party at a Town Hall meeting.
by KakashiBallZ October 3, 2011
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tupperware party

A gathering where a woman engages in sex with three men, taking one penis in her vagina, one in her anus, and one in her mouth. Hence she is air tight.
Lisa invited the mailman, the pool boy, and the pizza delivery man to her tupperware party.
by Huskey Balls April 20, 2006
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