crisco

Lubricant used in fisting.

The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

Crisco

Greasy or smooth like

BlackKingQueens sniped five dregs and that was crisco.

by DestinyPlayers77 January 31, 2015

crisco

Crisco is a lard substitute that can be found in a large can, and it is also a term used to describe a woman with a large booty.

Although not immediately apparent, they can both be described as "fat in the can".

You: "How you doin', Crisco?"
Her: "Why you callin' me Crisco?"
You: "Cuz you fat in the can!"

by ButcherMonkey January 25, 2004

crisco

A vegetable shortening-based lard substitute. Also, a sex toy.

Hotmaster J has a dual use for crisco, as he can eat it and then use it to pleaseure himself.

by Some dude who thinks cheese tastes funny... May 09, 2003

crisco

Quite simply put....Fat in the can.

See that chick over there......You can call her crisco, cause shes fat in the can.

by Richie Ricardo May 27, 2005

Crisco

Describes an overweight woman with a fat ass.

Look at that girl's huge ass. She's like Crisco: Fat in the can.

by dan422 August 21, 2009

crisco

to be slick in any situation like a ninja

also its a ghetto scrub who is very sneaky
but the main def is its a the black Juggalo

yo my name is crisco bitch juggalo fo life whoop whoop

by Crisco da blacc juggalo February 03, 2011