beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

Gooseberry Beach

located in Newport, RI and is the BEST beach ever!!!!

girl 1: hey ya bored

girl 2: wanna go to the gooseberry Beach?

Girl 1: yeah that will be awesome

by gooseberry1234 June 23, 2010

Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015

SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.

Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

by get dunked on idiot December 10, 2022

beach weather

that band that made sex, drugs etc, but also has other dope songs.

"Have you heard Sex, Drugs etc. by Beach Weather. "

by A_G:) September 15, 2025

kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

Tillicum Beach

A spot near San Marine, Oregon, but also means something else such as the quickest organism ever experienced by a certain person on this site. (me)
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.

Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?

Hey Ryan I visited Tillicum Beach last night.
Wait Oregon is 400 miles away. OH DISGUSTING!

by notworthyofmanythings44632 February 15, 2021