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Official Dumbass Sash

A term referring to a metaphorical ribbon that is worn by somebody stupid.
"Yeah, Brian has been acting really stupid lately. He has really earned the official dumbass sash."
by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023
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Office Bunny

A person, typically a woman or feminine presenting, who is hired in an office enviroment solely based on their how pleasing appearance is rather then skill or effort.
It's so unfair Jenny got this job before us, everyone knows she's just the office bunny.
by Cinderblockets November 1, 2023
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Office Bunny

A person, typically a woman or feminine presenting, who is hired in an office enviroment solely based on their how pleasing appearance is rather then skill or effort.
It's so unfair Jenny got this job before us, everyone knows she's just the office bunny.
by Cinderblockets November 1, 2023
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Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
by Kentich January 4, 2024
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Officer Greg

A character in the movie Last of the Grads played by Charles Christopher White Jr. Known for his spectacular performance in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 as the unnamed uncredited district 8 hospital helper.
Guy 1: Have you seen Last of the Grads?

Guy 2: Yes i have. Charles Christopher White Jr. deserves an oscar for his role as Officer Greg!
by Officer_Greg January 4, 2024
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Official NNN Pass

For each week of not nutting you get one pass (Does not include November).
Hey bro how much Official NNN Passes you got?
I have 136.
by Curiosity's November 28, 2023
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Officer Balls

Why did man say balls? Is he homosexual?
Just in case you were planning on following me, I’ve arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak.” “Officer Balls” “ Waaahahahahahaha!”
by Officer Balls February 27, 2024
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