Noodle dick

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

Danger noodle

The correct definition for a snake.

I got bit by a danger noodle!

by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

Water Noodle

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.

Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.

by Fatmancando December 29, 2010

Noodle stroodle

When your girl plays with your dick and you eating noodles also. ;)

Mike: dude guess what happened last night!!!
Jimmy: what?
Mike: Jennifer was giving me some of that noodle stroodle

by Mr.mondal May 7, 2017

bomb noodled

photo bomb of nudes

this girl ''bomb noodled'' me last night

by hahaha_ May 11, 2016