murdered car

When a car or truck is blacked out in every way possible, black paint, black logos, tinted windows, tinted headlights

(Murdered car /truck )

Man that truck is black on black on black !

Yup it’s “murdered” right out....

by Jub marinz July 5, 2018

Murder

Something that according to some people is not wrong

guy 1: yo murder is fuckin wrong!
guy 2: nah AJ di du nu wrngg!!!

by l.flm September 30, 2018

muddyboat

Motorboating a pair of tits after taking a dump on her chest.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I followed it up with a Muddyboat

by Gargoyle30 October 16, 2018

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.

Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."

by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018

muddy buddies

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.

Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.

by splashy daddy January 14, 2019

Murdacide

When you tell someone to kill you -because you are suicidal- and they do.

"Bobby! Kill me now because I am a sad old man", said Karen. "No Karen I will not commit Murdacide on you!" replied Bobby.

by woodlanddm January 25, 2019