Morning slime

The slimy, collective build-up of drool and dead skin that forms on your lips overnight--usually an indicator that you slept pretty damn well.

Yeah man, that bed was awesome, it gave me crazy morning slime.

by Onnikus June 26, 2017

Morning sunset

When you wake up ready for the day but are tired af two hours later (or at any point in the morning

Dude, I was gonna destroy this test, but I had a morning sunset in the middle of it. I ended up with a C-.

by Duluteph June 26, 2017

Morning Star

When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming

*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"

by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019

morning head spin

Morning head spin is when you vape 50 mg of nicotine out of your vape then take a big drink of water after it with the smoke in your mouth.

Etha: Good morning rilay, you know what time it is
Rilay: morning head spin time ?

by Chocolate and Chip October 12, 2019

Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 3, 2019

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

by uandus January 21, 2020