A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
by Any land is your land December 06, 2017
how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.
by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023
by Matt DiPietros missing penis July 31, 2016
A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."
by I'm not a furry guys May 18, 2019
The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.
by EndlessMe November 15, 2019
A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.
"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"
"Yeah"
"That's Matt Steve"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"
"Yeah"
"That's Matt Steve"
by Amstan November 25, 2017
You are a Matt Hutchison
by Matt Hutchison April 23, 2018