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stupid noob from pakiland
maria is so stupid that, if there was to be a team of stupi noobs, she'll be captain
maria by rashfc December 28, 2007
One of the greatest girls you will ever meet. She has eyes that sparkle no matter the lighting. Has a heart of gold and would sacrafice her life for a friend. She makes a great girlfriend and is fun to be around.

Nothing can replace her. If you ever meet a mariana then make sure you stay close. She is unique and different from anyone you will ever meet. Her personality is so amazing and filled with vibrant energy. She puts on a smile even though she hurts inside but will never let you know. She puts everyone else before herself. She is selfless and kind.
Person:How are you doing mariana
Mari:Great..just great:)
Person:How are you really?
Mari:I said i'm fine!!
Mariana by aNserICkfOrdaLkAnoS February 24, 2019

Marital Twins 

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.
Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
Marital Twins by dogstar7 August 4, 2011

waxy marital build-up 

Jane's marriage failed due to "waxy marital build-up".
waxy marital build-up by C Angle February 25, 2008

maria the tranny 

eww is that a maria the tranny
maria the tranny by BOBBY_420 April 12, 2017
Mariah is that hot Athletic girl she’s so smart fast and AMAZING she has the perfect body even tho she’s flat! When her eyes meet with your it’s like it on you and her in the world they sparkle so bright he smile can light up this world she’s so funny and fun to be around loves snuggles! When she’s hurt or sad she’s super sad she’ll cry all night long
Girl: she’s not even cute
Boy: tf you mean I want a mariah as my gf
Mariah by Bubbly girl😚 June 6, 2018