Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

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Landarius

Landarius is a nice sweet boy. His love of his life is a girl who zodiac sign is pisces. She will be difficult but worth it in the end and she will make Landarius cry over her because he loves her so much. Landarius is crazy and a little down to earth. He will surround you and comfort you. You couldn't go wrong if you don't know a Landarius you better find one.

Darn Landarius is soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!

Landarius by Lashankerika November 29, 2013