Joe Bro'd 

1.Coming into contact with one or more of the Jonas brothers.

2.To be owned by the Jonas brothers.

3. To be chaste.

4. Feels like sticking your hand in a jar of peanut butter with sparkley lover boy magic jewels, only to be scauled by placing your hand in a boiling hot joe butt.

"You just got joe bro'd!"
"Put some joe bro on that shit!"
"If you aint joe broin, ya aint livin"
"You totally just got joe bro'd in the face"
" Sarah Joe Bro Pereira"
"Michael "Teddy" just go joe bro'd"
" Trent would love to joe bro all night long"
" JOE BROOOO'd!"

Joe Bro'd by Joe Bro Bear Mama October 13, 2009

Joe Bloggs 

Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.

Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.

Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."

Joe Bloggs by Groucho Marxist September 7, 2006

Joe cool 

Any Guy that can stay clam under extreme pressure.

Snoopy: The original Joe Cool

That Man just got out out of a bank robbery and is still so calm what a Joe Cool!

Joe cool by Thesolesurvivor September 26, 2006

Joe Stack 

When a person becomes outraged with the system, goes on a tirade and causes severe damage to persons and property with no concern for innocent victims.

Keep pissin me off and I'll go Joe Stack on your ass!

Joe Stack by Barkov February 22, 2010

Joe Markey 

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.

"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey

Joe Markey by Ctrl-Alt-Delete1423 November 27, 2011

joe the plumber syndrome 

See "joe the plumber" if you don't know him.

A person who votes against his own economic interest, like joe the plumber, has "joe the plumber syndrome".

If you are middle class and vote for Mitt romney, you just have joe the plumber syndrome.

joe the plumber syndrome by wblol August 26, 2012

joe michael 

a crazy and funny and very hot guy

Joe Michael is a very handsome and funny man but can be crazy.

joe michael by daddy2017 November 13, 2017