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yakamo jones 

in direct reference to a dude or chick who has just "yakked" all over the place after drinking too much.
Yakamo jones just re-decorated the inside of my car. asshole.
yakamo jones by ConorG October 4, 2006
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Jones jonesing Joner jonesy jonesin jonesed jonestown joned Jones'd jones soda

Jiminy Jonesy

Something you yell out in anger or frustration when Gabe messes up
"Jiminy Jonesy, get out of my set!!!"
Jiminy Jonesy by b rock ivancovich February 28, 2009

testosterone jones 

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male
look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!

DON JONES 

the end of the world or major, major disaster, such as the majority of people having to have plenty of supplies , water food weapons ammo, possibly having to flee ones home,state,or country. comes from utah mormons when they saw the DOW JONES drop during the Y2K scare, don comes from the mispronunciation of DOW
DON JONES IS COMING 12-21-12
DON JONES by don jones savior July 15, 2010

Bone Jonesing 

When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.
Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.
Bone Jonesing by Anti Webster January 27, 2011

Heather Jones

The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a unique personality that will catch some by surprise. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I love you my queen.
Heather Jones is a amazing woman.
Heather Jones by The Queens King August 11, 2018