Hotline Jerk

The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.

Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 12, 2017

Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.

My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017

dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

Jerk jerk

When you eat beef jerky while you jerk off.

"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh not much, just planning a Jerk Jerk session later."

by sullyvan September 29, 2017

fidget jerk

A game when you want to jerk off, you spin your fidget spinner and see if you can finish before it stops spinning

After many times of trying, I finally won a round of fidget jerking

by Lunatic Jerker October 2, 2017

illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

Leroy Jerk

A circle jerk with an added twist, when you finish you have to scream LEROOOOYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!

Bro I was at the coolest Leroy Jerk last night, I screamed his name so loud.

by Olivertwist23 March 21, 2017