stories girl

The annoying girl in your class that does nothing but tell stories, she is also emo and talks about how bad her life is.

Mackenzie is such a stories girl.

by asdfghjksert May 17, 2016

mujke story

1) a story that is far fetched made up
2) usually a really lame excuse

Hey why didn’t you come to the party last night?

man i was on the way and then my phone died and couldn’t find it house so went home

Man that sounds like a mujke story

by Ramče July 22, 2019

Just a story

Hi, my name is Tasha. And my bullies r Mina, lizzy, and Davielle. I was in school and I was late. They saw me and giggled. And forcefully made one of the students beside them point at me. The teacher saw, and polity asked me to sit down. So I sat, and waited patiently to get the supplies for the class.. Mina tried to push me out the chair. But I kept scooting from her. But sadly I forgot there was another mean person behind me named Lana. And she cut the back of my hair...

This is just a story . But stop bullying, it could help the world become a little better than what it is now

by Ali Wonderland_! April 1, 2022

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Ramsey Story

A lengthy exaggerated story full of superfluous detail. Often delivered in an overly excitable manner with an anticlimactic ending, these tales may take anywhere from 20 minutes to 5 hours to complete.

Person 1: So I was at work the other day and Jim came in, you would love Jim. Jim is great you would Love Jim
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!

by PrincessRamsey June 11, 2024

Story

She is prob short but is shaped like an hourglass. If you find a Story, then get her in a bedroom ASAP. She will have nice boobs and a rockin ass.

“Oh Story! *Squeezes boobs and ass*”
“Yes baby fuck me harder!”
“Why are you so sexy!”

by HelloIamapug April 18, 2021

Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023