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joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up
Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen
by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017
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Joking

Yeah that's what PsycHacks said you would say if I stood up to the covert disrespect! He knows what he's talking about. That guy is great! Go check him out! Do it now or the hell I send you to will be a colosseum filled with everyone who will ever share a drop of your blood, sitting on spikes, bound in chains, roasting over the fires of my eternal hatred while they watch me do to you whatever it is I'm going to do to you... Forever.
Hym "ME!? HOW DO YOU LIVE AS A FLAT SKULLED CRIPPLE!? You must be getting some free money from somebody. Is your staff sucking your dick? Because if not, you're getting screwed. I'm joking."

Iam "Aw dangbit I misspelled colleague! Bah! You know what I mean... 👋😮 💨 "
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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A Joke

Person 1: Wanna see a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Look at a mirror
*Person 2 looks at mirror*
Person 2: But jokes have meaning
by Pretend that this is a good na October 20, 2021
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Joke

Hey some guy said I have good timing.
Hym "You need to actually try to compartmentalize a little bit. You're not going to but whatever. The fact of the matter is this: the thing I said is happening is happening. I don't give a fuck about your kids. In your hierarchy of values, putting me in a position where I am either caged or I have my rights taken away is more important to you than whether or not I harm a kid. And the harm I was talking about previously was abstract harm caused by reading about sex or violence or the hybrid of the two in direct reference. I haven't been charged with any crimes. Never committed an act of violence. There is no line. There is a lot you have to ignore to try and draw a parallel between him and me and that's really all you're doing isn't it? And that's all you plan on doing. You are not the self appointed moral arbiters you seem to think you are and I can prove it by doing the thing you want to pretend you're trying to stop me from doing. This is in response to something that has been happening for years. And that thung is justification enough for worse than what I'm currently doing. And I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. It's a joke and it's not. Like the midget from that south park episode. You need to just let it go."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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joke rattler

The one who dishes out (or rattles) one joke after another.
I like to be around him; he's a true joke rattler.
by Voytass September 26, 2014
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no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad
I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious
by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024
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