by Domenic April 23, 2003
Get the Fart Locker mug.A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.
by Mike April 14, 2005
Get the carpet farting mug.The art of releasing pungent ass-gas in bed while under covers, and lifting the covers and letting them fall so the pungent odor is forced into the delicate nasal passages of your significant other.
by Jonny Hale December 9, 2008
Get the Fart Wave mug.by Mikenoki April 29, 2006
Get the fart fastball mug.After spending a significant amount of time with a budding romantic interest, the glorious venting of withheld devil's breath. Great relief is achieved, accompanied by the blaring trumpets of cherubs.
The night kicked off innocently enough. A few margaritas, some delicious mexican cuisine. Come sunrise, though, nothing was more enjoyable than the ride home, accompanied with freedom farts.
by Ron Matthews January 7, 2009
Get the Freedom Fart mug.A fart that is placed into a cealed container or area of some sort; it is placed for the use of a suprise attack.
by Dustin Herring December 6, 2006
Get the fart bomb mug.by Alicia December 31, 2004
Get the fart sucker mug.