Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying

I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence

by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017

Coffee cig

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.

Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.

by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022

Rez coffee

All the natives drink Pepsi like it’s coffee

Oh there’s another immy rippin a rez coffee

by TheGreatAdolf September 9, 2022

Coffee Culture

ideas and belief for coffee by our society

when i came to india i felt coffee culture

by bhattvinit November 25, 2021

Coffee

Coffee is a dark liquid that most adults drink. There is many different variations of coffee. A lot of people over the age of 20 will most likely drink "dark" coffee; in other words, more coffee beans, and less milk. Like I mentioned earlier, coffee can be mixed with other substances, such as milk, sugar, and other like such. Coffee beans are where coffee comes from. Expresso beans and others can be found on trees. Many people LOVE to drink coffee with alcohol like vodka, which is extremely stupid.

My mom: "Boy do I like some a mine fresh coffee!"

by User1002839 July 27, 2022