2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used to name or be used as a username.

“2 min’s child is a lovely person”

“Look at 2 min’s child, they are looking amazing”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019

Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma

He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.

by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Child

Some one who is between 6-14. A little kid or young child.

Hey look!
What..
she’s a child she’s 14
Oh

by Children & teen worker March 31, 2019

Flower Child

Named for their affinity to marijuana, especially Sinsemilla which is the flower of the cannabis plant.

my mom was a flower child back in the 70s, she says weed today is a lot stronger

by mr bleakarm January 15, 2023