The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
by Stuart_Fraser May 3, 2007
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That guy had that ping pong paddle shoved so far up his ass he was shitting tastey cakes for two weeks
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Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
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Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.
Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.
Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.
So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.
Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.
Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.
So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!
Google cake fart and the cake farter can clearly there be seen doing it.
http://www.cakefarts.com
For those of you to lazy to google it.
http://www.cakefarts.com
For those of you to lazy to google it.
by smuje March 31, 2009
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