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bastard child 

1.One who is a bastard and also a child
2.Someone anoying
3.A word used by Vietnamese people to describe poor white Texans
e.g. Why can't this bastard child have an import
bastard child by Mi Chun May 6, 2005

LISTEN CHILD 

What mom tells child when he disobeys her.
Mom: Please sweep the floor.
Child: *Doesn't listen*
Mom: Listen child!

Dark Child 

The nickname of producer Rodney Jerkins who has worked with many big pop stars in the industry, including Utada Hikaru, Ciara, Beyonce, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Britney, Se7en, Brandy, Danity Kane, Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga.

Often the phrase "Dark Child", spoken by Rodney" is included in songs that he has produced. misleading people to believe it has some other meaning, such as black person.
"Dark Child we gonna make you dance" - Time Limit Remix Utada Hikaru.
Dark Child by I_Like_cheese January 30, 2010

Only Child Syndrome

Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.
Person 1: Mate, Alex told me that I would let him have my phone if I truly loved him!! How lame is that?

Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.

Vickers Child 

Breaker of software, destroyer of databases.
Don't let him touch that, he's like a vickers child
Vickers Child by Vickers Child September 17, 2003

Plantation Child 

A black child that was born on a plantation; most likely a slave
Look at dat der' plantation child pick dat cotton
Plantation Child by chinkooooo July 15, 2010